Saturday, December 17, 2011

The 2011 Wreckys - Ribbed for your pleasure


Here we are. OMFG.... Where the fuck does time go these days... living perilously (meaning paycheck-to-paycheck) Anyway, welcome to the 2012 Edition of the Wreckys! Our host Herman Cain had to cancel due to, y'know, the thing, the girls, Vegas, ok stop. You get it. Anyway, I will be hosting this award ceremony:

The prizes are:

Worst Trends of The Year:
The Max Tucker award for Creative Achievement- Gotta love Crosby's agency. Winner by unanimous decision: Bake it like grandma!


The 'Pinky and The Brain' award for world dominance: Facebook Timeline

The Worst I saw this year: The non-existant Tech Bubble.

The Bishop Magic Don Juan Marketing Excellence award: Pimpin' ones mother - theres no higher honor Mr Clean!

The Wreckys Lifetime Achievement Award in Blogs: Jeff Mathews Blog.

and now,

The much coveted FAIL of the year: Me. DMWrecks - for many pathetic reasons. Thank you. You love me, you really love me.

2011 In Memoriam: Christopher Hitchens

Congratulations to all our winners! Where's the booze?

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